I have two choices.
Wolverine..:because he is so gungho and kickass, those claws are a serious sexy factor for me.....oh and hes HOT....so so hot......omg, im gonna stop now.
DR Zoidberg: cause hes soooo cute and funny, and no one seems to understand him......but I would!!
( I suppose zoidberg could be a second husband after wolverine perishes somehow in some crazy war he went to fight.......)
PS. my fiance is a victim to me when i muck around with his hair, im secretly styling it like wolverines........muahaha.....