Whatever. As all of us have said before you obviously haven't dived into a newer flavor of Linux. Or perhaps you have and didn't know how to use it.
Or, I have and do as part of my job and still find them lacking in every way except web browsing. Congratulations, Linux has achieved the functionality of my blackberry. Ahem.
PS I've been using the command line longer than you've been alive, but that doesn't mean it isn't a LAME old-school way of interacting with a computer.
