Okay let me start off by saying that no this article has absolutely NOTHING to do with Sir Petey Wetey.. I actually saw on a comment made by him that if you want to get a lot of comments attach his name to it... watch me get none.
You know sometimes I wish I was a stand up comedian, not that its all glamour, cause lets face it, its not. You know sometimes I think I could be pretty good at it. But then I realize two things. 1) Im scared shitless of large crowd staring straight at me. 2) Most of my jokes or anything I talk about is about shit, piss, farting, or other sicking body functions. Maybe one of these days I will actually get up there and be one, maybe I will piss my pant even if I attempt it, most likely it will be the latter.
But all this joking aside I think what stand ups do is great, they bring smiles to peoples faces, well some of them do, other I dont know what teh fuck they were thinking. You get one jack ass award and you think your a fucking comic genius. But hey I dont have any beef with the good comics, its just the...not... so great ones. Granted Im not saying I am one, because of the afforementioned reason of humorus material. That and I can never write my shit down. It all just comes to me at that moment.
You know now that I think about it, what the fuck is today... I have no clue what today is. Anyway, as I was saying I think it would be fun to day, to make people laugh. I mean Jeff Foxworthy has redneck jokes... what do I have... shit jokes. Apparently shit jokes are better. Red neck jokes are funny but only really fun to non-red necks, shit jokes are good stuff for the whole damn family, everyone does it, it all stinks, there is no way around this. But I dont know. Hey am I the only one that realizes that Petey Wetey said he was knighted for business and thats how he gained title but also said hes aristacratic? Wouldnt you not need to be knighted for that, you would automatically have a title granted by family... I think you would... anyway.. these are my idea on stand up comedy, its like a medical cure, you laugh you relax, granted your fucking stomach doesnt but whatever, hey if your on the low carb antichrist thing laugh alot and you will lose more weight. well that all I have to say.
Thomas
