Grrrr . . making fun of my disability will get you visitor status.
Aw, c'mon now...if I was making fun of your disability, I'd have mentioned your inability to speel proper.
Methink's he's a slice short of a lime.. been out too long without fruit.
Wathchu talkin' 'bout thar, vStyler....at me landlubbers quarters, I 'aves fruit growin' wild out tha back...I only 'aves ter reach out tha winder ta git me a juicy ripe mango; banana; passion fruit; melons & pears. Oh aarrgghh, 'ow I loves a nice pa ...er, pear.
a bit fuzzy in the crumpet?
You should never, ever...ever mention fuzzy and crumpet in the same sentence! Not around here, anyway. With chocky already on the menu, you don't want that pointy eared feller comin' in 'ere wantin' crumpet as well.