Hello,
I'm sure there are many people who can relate to moron neighbors they wished would drop off the planet. This blog is dedicated to the stupid events that I have witnessed in the 9 mos. that I have lived in my new (to me) house. Plus, it will be "hard copy" of all of the silent rantings that pass thru my head on a daily basis. I hope you enjoy and can relate...
We moved in and as we're busting our ass moving all of our shit in the house all the while fighting the worst mosquito infestation in years, my balls ache horrendously (which I later find out is a hernia), they come walking over. This would be our first meeting with what would be our waking nightmare.
They introduced themselves to us and worked their way into telling us all the problems they had with previous owners and who was good or bad in the neighborhood. The neighbor directly on the opposite side of us they claimed they had only talked to once in the past 2 years (keep this in mind for later). We said our pleasantries and said we had to get inside mainly because we were getting eaten alive by mosquitos and partially because we got the feeling that these people we mentally deficient redneck pieces of shit. More later....