We can't get Sir Starkers to speak English on any given day of the year!
This 'ere be mutinous talk an' a keel'aulin' offense on any ship that sails tha 'igh seas, so I'd be bitin' me tongue if I wur thee...an' us don't provide tha soap fer yer yearly bath, neither.
But eh I am alway claimed to be a Wench.. *pirate or serving*
Welcome aboard thar me beauty....n' if any o' these 'ere blaggards offends yer jus give I a hoy an' their next servin' 'll be frum tha yardarm.
There's a big difference between Sea English and Land English!
S'pose thar could be if'n ye 'ave bin inta tha rum. Which reminds I, there 'ere admiralty type once aasked me: "Don't you know the Queens English?"
An' I says to 'im: " Well I bloody well 'opes she be...don' want ter be paying over a quarter of me booty ta a bleedin' foreigner!"