Its already been 30 minutes since I woke up. I've almost smoked an entire cigarrette. And loaded a few pages on JU and I still have a morning wood... Houston I think we have a problem.
I really need to take a piss... and this a woody that if I wanted to I would have to like lean over the loo just to take a piss.
Sometimes I think morning woods are a blessing and then sometimes I think they are a fucking curse... that would be this one this morning... I really have to pee.
If it dont go down soon I think Im gonna have to have a little chat with ol' Mr. Blinky here... its frustrating...
And it happens at the wrong time... what if I just got up and had to rush into work? Thats not gonna look good walking in the door with a stiffy.
Anyone else have this problem? Does it have to always last this fucking long?
You would think after reading some serious post that it would srink in to submission... but NO!
Thomas