Jeezee..I can't even spell ' Listerine ' right today
Yeah, I've had days like that...when I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed. Just yesterday I mistook hair gel for shaving cream; conditioner for shampoo, and shaving cream for deodorant....all that before getting to the breakfast table.
Naturally, I too was concerned about my breath....foregoing the brush after breakfast for fear of confusing the missus' tube of hair colouring gel for toothpaste.
Thank goodness today got off to a better start...touch wood.