I thought Id tell you all this story, to put a smile on yr dial, and to let you all know what a 'great' business mind i have !! (cough cough)

well, the other day i stumbled across this diy dating website where you could create your own dating website and collect half the profits of every member who joined...so i thought 'ooooh i can do that! cant be too hard!' 

So off i started, gave my website a kickass name, ect and i was going along very nicely until it came time for me to pick a design for the site.  There was no evil skulls, bizzare symbols with no meaning, or roses drippin blood...it was BORING!   So already I felt rather let down.  So i chose the only one that semi applealed to me, a pink one  with some kind of razzle dazzel design...blegh!!  so with that out of the way, i then had to add banners from other companies that said " if you show ours, we will show everyone yours!'

so, i did that too.  (this all took hours by the way!)  finally my site was up and running, so i decided to logg in and see how it all looked.  And guess what?  It was already full of fake members.....  but they had to be god ugly members didnt they?  I swear some of them looked like stalkers, drug addicts, uncles you never heard of.  basement guys, guys that looked way TOO young to even know what a date consisted of...

what about some women with boobs hmm? or semi naked? no? WHY NOT?  I appreciate my own sex, give me some rope huh?

so here i was with this stupid PINK razzel dazzel site with all my horrible lovelies.  yeah i was on a winning streak now.........

So i resigned to the fact that probably no one would join but me, so i joined as a free member.

And as i expected, no one else joined.....lol  and thats my funny story........the end...