I wiped up everything with the curtains.
That reminds me... three guys are are at the pub discussing making love to their partners, and the first says: "When i make love to my woman, she rises a foot off the mattress in ecstasy."
That's nothing," said the second guy: "I'm so good my lady rises 2 feet off the mattress in ecstasy."
The Third guy says: "well my missus hit the roof when we made love the other night."
The both ask: "How on earth do you manage that?????"
Before I put my pants back on I wiped me whatsit on the curatins.
Now you might think this is off topic but it's not, well not entirely... she near skinned him alive when he got home from the pub.
