thats b/c that photo is a guy(seriously)...
Aw, c'mon, Jack, when you said "worry not, I'll be back", I thought we were gonna get an Arnie type response with a bit of crash, bang wallop...something with a bit of flair and pizzaz, yet creative and intellectually stimulating....and that's all we get. To put it bluntly, it was a fizzler - no bang for our buck - and more importantly, your side of the feud is losing momentum faster than rapid dry cement...you know, the type Al Capone used to make custom shoes for his surplus/superfluous accountants.
Now you realise the gravity of the situation, how dire the circumstances are, I hope you'll take the bull by the horns and give 'im wot for...come back with a vengeance, so to speak.
(Oh, and PS...if you need to look up any of
those sites for suitable material, don't worry...we'll understand and all would be forgiven.
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