Commander Evans franticlly ran twords the General's tent saluting everyone he saw, even a mop by accedent. Bursting into the tend he shouted "General! I've just reciced word the German forces have pentrated our outer defences! what should we do?!" the General replied "AaAaAa! I'm a soong from the sixties!" Evans shouted "Yes, play bad music, they'll surrender in seconds! You're brilliant, General!" Eveans ran out of the tent and got his CDs. Sure enough, upon hearing the "music", the German forces surrendered immeadialty, with amny permanetly deaf due to their ear-drums exploding. When interviewed by reporters, the General simply replied "Oh,no! you shanked my jengaship!"
