Haha so does this one, which I run on my laptop.

http://gentoo.org
I just have (not to upset anyone) lots of varied work (including .NET) to do on my main machine (where I run Vista). Oh, and I like video games on my computer. Haha.
Neil:
Thanks for the info!

If I might ask, does that dream have the few features I mentioned? I mean, I don't care if it doesn't go beyond that, though I imagine it would (guess it probably hooks into the Windows slideshow? Or something?)