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Now I know Global Warming is real

May 1, 2007 6:42:30 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I now know that global warming is real. You know how I know? Because the air conditioner companies' commercials and the pool companies' commercials told me so.

No, seriously. I saw them today. They each started with "Global warming is REAL! The summers are only going to get HOTTER!" and then they told me all the wonderful products they could sell me to make my summer bearable.

I'm so glad I saw these commercials so I can prepare myself for the massive heat wave. And to think, I almost went the entire summer without a portable air conditioner. How silly of me!

*groan*
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Reply #1 May 1, 2007 6:55:31 PM
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I can tell global warming is real, because this time last month it was, like, 10 degrees cooler.

And stuff.

Plus, the past few days I've been really dehydrated.
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Reply #2 May 1, 2007 7:22:15 PM
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Thank God for advertising and their willingness to help fight global warming by selling electric consuming machines.

~Zoo
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Reply #3 May 1, 2007 9:38:50 PM
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I don't like to upset Democrats, especially on such a 'heated' day as today was with the President telling them they were full of themselves(shit) by scenting him there 'get out now' bill and him then vetoing the piece of crap, but... they are right on about the globular war thing. (friggen type writer). I watched a bunch of junior high kids, I think they were dems but at that age it's hard to tell. It was hard watching them try to keep up with the beautiful bouquet of ice cream cones(inconvenienced youth) that melted at a most alarming rapidness. What about their kids?!?! Are muslims allowed to eat ice cream? Now I'm being radical, no? I think the Spanish (the people who made peace with al qeda after they blew up their trains, you remember them?) have a great plan for this whole global heating biz.. Simply leave the fridge open longer every time you open it, and when you leave the water running, make sure its the cold water. I don't agree with Al Gore on much, but on this I do; Do anything, ANYTHING...but democratic politics. He has assured me. Wendy's has a new large sized frosty, van or choc, for a dollar thirty. Is it me or is it getting ------ in here?
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Reply #4 May 1, 2007 9:47:48 PM
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LOL, SHE

forefather: ?? What the??
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Reply #5 May 1, 2007 11:04:20 PM
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Funny lady...

As for forefather1 - wow, dude, whatever they put on your pizza, they sure weren't normal mushrooms...
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Reply #6 May 1, 2007 11:13:20 PM
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As for forefather1 - wow, dude, whatever they put on your pizza, they sure weren't normal mushrooms...


Ya THINK?
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Reply #7 May 1, 2007 11:36:17 PM
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And stuff.


I think we should end each post with "and stuff" from now on.

Thank God for advertising and their willingness to help fight global warming by selling electric consuming machines.


And ones that use excessive amounts of water, don't forget.

LOL, SHE


What? How am I supposed to know what's going on if the businesses don't tell me what to buy to prepare for it? (Remember the Duct Tape and saran wrap over the window that would protect us from bio-terrorism?)

Funny lady...




As for forefather1 - wow, dude, whatever they put on your pizza, they sure weren't normal mushrooms...


Ya THINK?


I'm so glad ya'll are here. I had no idea what to say in response to him...
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Reply #8 May 2, 2007 12:35:09 AM
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SHE, it's like this. I was riding home with my twelve yr old, Bobby, who was thoroughly enjoying his Italian ice, (nothing personal, all you hot headed Italians...wait ..it's hot blooded..never mind) and he bets me he can arrive at our house, some 15 miles down the road, with ice still ice. I had the little thought about the global warming affecting the melting of ice cream, and when I checked in to JU, there was your nicely written piece, and the humor in the comments tempted me to jump in, and looking to end a mixed bag kinda day with a smile/vent/good to be alive feeling...I just know I could be the one to make you complete, happy and a solid Republican. I love you. Yes, I'm happily married, so look elsewhere. I'm just saying I liked your earlier post also. Muy interestante. And by the way, Bobby and me pulled into the drive with him producing the tiniest piece of ice I've ever seen, so I owe him a dime.
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Reply #9 May 2, 2007 12:39:40 AM
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OMG, it just keeps getting better.

And stuff.
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Reply #10 May 2, 2007 12:47:15 AM
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Holy crap...and stuff. This guy's a little off his rocker...or perhaps more than a little...can't say that it doesn't make me chuckle...and stuff.

~Zoo
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Reply #11 May 2, 2007 12:52:31 AM
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and stuff.

(I just don't know what else to say.)
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Reply #12 May 2, 2007 11:53:32 AM
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Well, most advertisers would sell their own mother, so this is not unexpected.  Even if it is hilarious!
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Reply #13 May 2, 2007 5:10:18 PM
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I'm so glad I saw these commercials so I can prepare myself for the massive heat wave. And to think, I almost went the entire summer without a portable air conditioner. How silly of me!




And by the way, Bobby and me pulled into the drive with him producing the tiniest piece of ice I've ever seen, so I owe him a dime.


Cough up!

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Reply #14 May 2, 2007 5:24:03 PM
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I applaud global warming as it gives me an excuse to drink Margaritas more often!
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Reply #15 May 2, 2007 5:28:44 PM
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Margaritas


Are those masculine or feminine? We didn't cover that in your (much) earlier article.
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Reply #16 May 2, 2007 6:17:02 PM
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Are those masculine or feminine?


Neither... they are actually a survival item in the Arizona heat.

Mojitos now... they are feminine. Along with anything Monobrow would drink.
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