Picture this......

I was at the bank the other day and got stuck behind an Asian lady who was exchanging money sent from her homeland into Australian dollars. It was a process that was taking much longer than usual because the lady was constantly distracting the teller with idle chit chat and numerous questions with fairly obvious answers....something that was starting to peeve the teller because a queue had formed in front of her window.

"There you are madam, eighty dollars and fifty five cents."

"How come?" said the Asian woman: "Last week when I in here I get one hundred dollar sixty five cent."

The bank teller then went into a laborious process of trying to explain about exchange rates and that some currencies can go up and down against the Australian dollar several times in a week.

"What you mean by all that?", the Asian woman snapped.

"Fluctuations!", the teller snapped back.

'Well fluck all you white people too!!!", as she stormed out of the bank feeling cheated out of $20.