Did you ever have a conversation which suddenly turned into the conversation you wished never to have happened. I seem to be getting quite a few lately, thanks to Lucy, a nice lady who works in our packing department at work. We often exchange banter, and maybe a little flirting, but there are times when she can be a little too outspoken. This is a chat from last week...

About 3:30 in the afternoon I went into the canteen for a bar of chocolate, several other were there including Lucy. The (rather public) conversation went like this:

Lucy: What have you got there?
Me: Chocolate.
Lucy: Why? You'll get fat.
Me: Eh?
Lucy: You need to go on a diet, that's all I'm saying. You're fat. You shouldn't be eating chocolate.
Me: What's that got to do with you?
Lucy: If you are too fat you'll get out of breath when we're having sex.
Canteen lady: Lucy! What a thing to say!
Lucy: I'm just saying that's all, you need to diet.

At this point I made polite conversation and left - the only real safe option. For now I'm keeping a low profile   

btw, this isn't funny...