A blond gets a job at a tickle me Elmo factory. About a week after she was hired, the department manager rushes into the boss's office yelling and screaming about how bad the blond is doing. So the boss walks over to where the blond is, and sees her sitting at the end of the toy line and has got it all backed up. She has a pair of scissors in her hand and a bag of marbles in her lap, and she is cutting holes between the legs of the Elmos.
The boss just begins to laugh hysterically and falls on the floor, holding his gut. When he finally gets up, he tells the blond: " You are supposed to give the Elmos two test tickles, not two testicles!!"
