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I'll never be the same again

after what I saw.

May 5, 2004 6:42:42 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

I saw something that no person should ever have to see.

An elderly (in his 70's, easily) overweight (very) man in a miniscule speedo.

His gut hung so far over his thighs that looking at him from the front he appeared to be naked. It was only when he turned to the side slightly the the speedo was visible - although barely.

I can't get the vision out of my head.  Somebody help me.....

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greywar
Join Date 05/2003
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Reply #1 May 5, 2004 8:43:21 PM
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There ought to be a law.... I revoked my own spandex licensce years ago. (ok so I never wore a speedo ever but hey...)
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Reply #2 May 5, 2004 9:03:14 PM
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I wear speedo, but it's different for me 'cos I'm a girl.


There really should be a law, or some kind of warning.  No-one, I repeat, no-one, needs to see that.  Ever.  I'm traumatized.  I'm just glad my kids didn't witness it. 

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Reply #3 May 5, 2004 9:39:04 PM
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I agree, no one should be forced to see "Big Jim and the Twins in Bas-relief" in spandex ever on *any* male no matter how buff....
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Janders
Join Date 03/2004
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Reply #4 May 5, 2004 10:52:29 PM
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Ohh poor thing...... I hope you get some selective amnesia!
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Erk.
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Reply #5 May 6, 2004 11:24:00 AM
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Another shitty Australian invention unleashed upon the unsuspecting world....

...Downunder, we call 'em dicktogs. Only surf lifesavers and old perv's wear them.

The life savers have to wear them, so their bum cheeks get purchase on the surf ski.

But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Wreckless.
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Reply #6 May 6, 2004 11:44:51 AM
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I wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.
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Reply #7 May 6, 2004 11:51:30 AM
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wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.


The mental image is astounding...
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Reply #8 May 6, 2004 12:08:19 PM
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But the old perv's....... yechh!!

Agreed.  Very, very nasty.  Not even every nice if you have the body of an adonnis..they make your willy look small(er), IMO, and I have no desire to see someone's nuts encased in spandex.  Yukky.  Plus, as you said, Wreckless, they tend to ride up, exposing ass cheek and giving you a wedgie.

I'm still traumatized.  I may have to have therapy to get the image out of my head.

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