So, meself, mrtee and me priest alls go out fishin on the lake here one day. After a few hours out, me priest, Father Sheerin, stands up and announces he has to go to the bat'room. He looks at meself and mrtee and asks if he can be as so kind as to bring us each back a soda or hotdog from the concession booth. I tells him 'no' and mrtee looks at him and chuckles sayin 'No, thank ya.' So, Father Sheerin steps outta da boat and walks across the lake right on to the shore. He comes back a few minutes later, walkin across the lake again, and resumes fishin.
A few minutes later, ol Father Sheerin announces he has to go again. He has a weak bladder, this one. He asks again if he can bring us back anyt'in' to which we both reply 'No, thank you.' As he steps off the boat and proceeds to walk across the lake again, ol' mrtee throws his hat down in the boat and starts a yellin at meself. ' I know he's a priest and all that, but this holier than thou crap is outta hand. Walkin across water and all! Who does he think he is?!'
Father Sheerin returns, walkin across the lake again and resumes fishin'. Well, for some reason, this got mrtee in a fit. After stewin for a bit, mrtee himself announces that he has to go to the bat'room. He asks if he can bring us anything back, to which meslef and Father Sheerin reply 'No, thank you.' With that, mrtee steps outta da boat...and sinks like a bloody stone the second he hits the water.
Well, we fish him out and as soon as he is back in the boat, he stands up and asks again if he can bring us anythin' back. Again, we tell him 'No, thank you.' and again he steps outta da boat.....and sinks like a bag of doorknobs as soon as he hits the water. We fish him out again, only now he's cursin a blue streak under his breath. He stands up and brushes himself off and announces in a rather determined voice, 'I'll be right back.' and steps off da boat. Of course he sinks quicker than you you can toast your mother and we fish him out again. As we pull him up, himself cursin a storm, I look at Father Sheerin and say 'For cryin' out loud, Father, could you tell him where the rocks are.'