Mistress Jennifer be of no use to 'e, she be in irons, cuffed and stuffed an' no mistake.
That be no good 't-all....them thar wot 'as 'er 'ad bett'r let 'er go real quick like, or them'll be facin' tha wrath o' tha Twisted sister n' 'er crew.
Or should that be ironing... arrr, that be 'er rightful place
If she be ta ironin', p'raps her could do yer shirts wiv extra starch fer 'e....ta stiffen up yer backbone enough ta give ye tha courage ta pick on more than these 'ere wimmin o' ours.
hands clwoods her cutlass and grabs a bottle of rum ta watch
Cap'n starkers thinks e'll be joinin' ye...me loves a good spectator sport wiv a bit o' blood n' gore. Missed the gladiatorial days o' Rome, so I'll pour meself a cuppa an' find a comfy seat fer ta watch tha blood lettin'
(Pssst, pssst....Troy, d'ya think us oughta give Fuzzy a flintlock, a dagger an' an extra cutlass ta make it a fair fight?

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