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January 24, 2007 2:51:11 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Strictly for laughs! [from an email]


Have you ever wondered why Bra's are lettered in sizes A, B, C, D, DD, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define the sizes?










































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Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.


EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.


EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.


EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.


YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there........


MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And


When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

Send this to all women (and men too!) to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!


A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...

Hard to Find

Supportive

Comfortable

Always Lifts You Up

Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging

And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

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Reply #1 January 24, 2007 5:20:47 PM
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Heh, heh. Funny stuff.

A discussion about boobs is one I'll always participate in.

~Zoo
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Reply #2 January 24, 2007 5:32:50 PM
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discussion about boobs is one I'll always participate in.


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Reply #3 January 24, 2007 8:09:14 PM
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I call the mammogram - the vise grip!
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Reply #4 January 24, 2007 8:27:20 PM
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Keep it up! Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!

Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!  
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Reply #5 January 24, 2007 10:34:00 PM
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Keep it up! Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!


Yeah, you men get all the luck!!
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Reply #6 January 24, 2007 10:34:44 PM
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I call the mammogram - the vise grip!


Tell me about it! I couldn't believe my first time when that happened to me! Yeow!
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Reply #7 January 24, 2007 11:13:55 PM
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MAMMOGRAMS! :: !

So true, and HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I love when people can have a sense of humor about something so awkward and uncomfortable. ::
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Reply #8 January 24, 2007 11:26:50 PM
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Reply #9 January 25, 2007 8:41:19 AM
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Those little prep exercises to get one used to the idea of a mamogram... scaring me miles away from it. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke.

When I wanted my ears pieced as a young teen and my mom didn't want me to, she'd pinch my earlobe with her nails and say that's what it feels like. Dang, if she didn't end up being close. And I have an aquaintance who actually ironed clothes while they were on her body. Just an arm, but still.
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Reply #10 January 25, 2007 9:18:09 PM
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Just wait till they do a penal probe on ya!Oh, wait. They cant! Lucky stiff!


Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.   

~Zoo
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Reply #11 January 25, 2007 9:22:19 PM
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Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.


Laugh young man! Us old farts will have the last one.   
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Reply #12 January 25, 2007 9:23:33 PM
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Sigh...

I'm a D man in a B world...   
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Reply #13 January 26, 2007 12:56:56 AM
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So true, and HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love when people can have a sense of humor about something so awkward and uncomfortable


It's always good to be able to laugh at things!




MasonM


Glad you liked it!!


scaring me miles away from it. I can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke.


I'm sorry momijiki, yes it's supposed to be a joke, but it can be an experience to remember. The idea though is to get women to go and to make as much fun of it as possible! hehehee - I shared my experience in a blog when I did it for the first time. IT wasn't that great, but I survived!




And I have an aquaintance who actually ironed clothes while they were on her body. Just an arm, but still.


! Now that's dangerous! Although I must confess as a 12 year old, I did that once, only once!


Heh...you said "penal" and "stiff"...tee hee.


! You said tee hee....!



Laugh young man! Us old farts will have the last one.


Times like this I miss Elie!




Sigh...I'm a D man in a B world..


! Oh Joe, you're a riot! There there big daddy!!
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Reply #14 January 27, 2007 3:02:44 PM
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! w/Whip!
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