Bugger that...if he's that gullible you should be able to screw him out of serious moolah for even half a bridge... |
Thing is, Jafo, you'd have to get that serious moolah via a rent/time share basis, so you can similarly exploit other similarly gullible locals for a steady income stream ....on that half a bridge. The other half....well you put it on the stock market for foreigners looking to invest in a piece of the U.S.
When people are having so much fun at your expense? No way! |
You da man Fuzzy...you da man! There's a wealth of budding stand-up comics here at WC (Kona included

)....so glad you've decided NOT to nip their careers in the bud.
Who knows, if the RIAA gets big enough.... |
They'll own the US gov't, the UN, Sony Corp - and have the EU in their hip pocket so that nobody in Europe can listen to PC music. They'd ensure MS, Apple and Linux can't include a media player in any OS....and for good measure (added insurance) they'd legislate to have all OSes coded to prevent Winamp, Sonique and RealPlayer, etc, etc, being installed.
That might be fun to see. |
That'd be right, Boss, have a bit of gratuitous fun at my expense....I thought this was supposed to be a pick on Kona segment.

Well....next time I spot one of your typos, I'm gonna visit smiley xtra to find the most glaringly obvious typo error banner I can find and post it just for you....not once, but twice....and sprout OFF at the mouth all about it
Ya know what'll be next, don'tcha's? The RIAA will have subliminal messages encoded into ALL music: "I will ONLY Listen to pay-per-listen music sourced from the RIAA!" Of course people who like to fall asleep to music will be influenced/converted more easily, but eventually everyone would succumb and the RIAA would be able to charge exhorbitant prices to hear your fav songs....
Imagine it, $10 to hear Shirley Temple's rendition of "Good Ship Lollipop".....and $30 for "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" by Tiny Tim.

Bugger, if you're into Metallica or something really popular/modern, you're gonna be well n' truly stuffed without a rich uncle/huge bank account.