That's why I mentioned Judge Roy Bean...even asked Paul Newman if he'd do tha lynching, but he declined, saying he was working on a sci,fi project..
But yeah, sci.fi is perfectly acceptable, as is a Western theme....then that way, with Spock & Roy Bean together, we'd have a more logical hanging. Could even throw in a few Klingon ceremonial tortures to make it more brutally interesting.

Whad'ya reckon, pardner?
The Duras sisters rock your world. |
Hmmmm, never been to bed with an ugly woman, let alone two, but that'd be one threesome I could definitely handle....errr, um....well at my age I'd like to think I could.
Anyway, I'm sorta expecting a process server at my door any day now, with a summons to appear on several counts of mental cruelty: including bunghole defamation; inducing nightmares of penis pecking parrots & one eyed, one legged pirates.....the soiling of underwear at the sound of 'AAARRGGGHHH'......
"Are you Cap'n Starkers? I have court documents that must be served on HIM personally. "
"Nope, last I heard he was off in cyberspace plundering Joe User threads, but I'll let him know you called if n' when he gets back."