and these are what cause you to drive on the wrong side of the road??? |
I don't drive on either side of the road anymore....disability issues make me an unsafe motorist so I stay off the roads these days unless a passenger. However, were I still a motorist, I'd be driving on the correct side of the road....as in, we instinctively say left or right, not the other way around.
Maybe we could colour code them (Is that the correct spelling of color, Starkers?) |
Yep, the first was...lose your dictionary prior to the second?
Funny thing about language...when I lived in England and spoke with the broadest of Devonshire accents (saying things like "bain't be gwen" instead of "not going"), I had a London tourist ask me for directions, then promply ask: "Don't you know the Queens English?" when I responded.
To that I retorted: "Well I 'opes 'er effin' well is, me dad's paying enough bleedin' tax to 'elp keep 'er up there livin' in luxury."