Could you even imagine what this country would be like if she actually made it???

Oh man. That was hi-larious!

I didn't watch the flash, not past the Hillary as lounge act first frame. But it is side-splitting to consider what things might be like if she were president.

Like, oh man, get this, if she learned anything from her husband (Penis! HaHAHAH!) the United States could have a balanced budget and trade surplus. Pure comedy!

Oh wait. Wait. OK. And, oh I can't stop giggling, universal health care for all Americans. Lolz, can you believe these people? Nothing's funnier than a free crutch.

Oh man. It hurts. I need air. I mean, just imagine a Hillary presidency, where "respect for life" means respecting living breathing actual people and helping them when they need a hand! You know they will! They'll try and redefine "respect for life" away from meaning defending non-sentient jumbles of stem-cells and brain-dead vegetables for political advantage to actually showing "respect" for people!

Oh man, the comedy of the absurd. To even consider that the United States could be respected in the world again! That foreign leaders would consider our president trustworthy, intelligent, and rational. Like that's ever gonna happen again!

And just to think. There's practically no chance at all that Hillary will trump up bad intelligence to lead us into a war against a nation that poses no threat. Can you just imagine the joy and hijinks and hilarious times when the wonderful servicemen and women are reunited with thier families again? Laughter, smiles, hugs, kisses, live and whole .

And the personal doubt a President Hillary would endure! "Laff-out-loud-riot!" Imagine a president who doesn't feel they are a prophet whom "God speaks through"! Doesn't she know that America has made Divine Right as a pre-requisite for its Presidents?

And the pure zaniness of a responsible energy program. When has Hillary EVER led an oil company into bankrupcy? Not once! When has she ever started a war and or changed the law so that her friends at her old workplace could get no-bid contracts worth billions of dollars then not deliver? Never! We need people with these kinds of experience, and a healthy connection to Saudi Arabia, forming our energy policies. Not some back-water, skool lerned, reality-based community member.


Oh man. Tears. Tears are flowing from my eyes. The comedy. The "hillary-ity".

I may be canadian, and I don't follow politics at all, but I think this might be good for the states. You guys have never had a female president, and the past 2 you have had... well, need I say more about that? Don't wanna start a politcal fight here, so I'll leave my word and be off.

I know nothing of her plans for being a president. I see this as a brightside for women. I doubt she would start up a war with some random country.

I think this would be a good change, purely because she is a female, and there has never been a female president lol.

*leaves now before I get yelled at

OK. Before this gets too far out of hand, I posted this in fun.Get it ....fun. We as red blooded Americans poke fun at everybody. rabid robot.....That was totally uncalled for.

Not some back-water, skool lerned, reality-based community member.

There's practically no chance at all that Hillary will trump up bad intelligence to lead us into a war against a nation that poses no threat. Can you just imagine the joy and hijinks and hilarious times when the wonderful servicemen and women are reunited with theirfamilies again?Laughter, smiles, hugs, kisses, live and whole .

This second comment I have quoted is what got to me.I would have normally let those comments go, but that is a sore spot. Have you served in the military??? I have. Before you were born. Do you have any clue as to what it means to serve? What it is to take the oath to protect your country? Those men and women give a solom vow to give their lives to protect your way of life and the ability to say what you want, where ever and whenever you want.I did that proudly. If I could serve now I would. I would still gladly give my life to protect my country and family. On 9-12 the entire country was ready to do whatever it would take to stop terrorism. Even send our young men and women into battle, where ever it may be. War is hell, no matter what generation. But it guarantees freedom. You are young, and have a lot to learn.
 
Keikonium : you are sweet, but young. A woman in the oval office would be a great thing, but many countrys may just see that as a weakness, and unfortunately right now this is one of them.It would take someone of more strength and substance than Hillary.IMO I don't think she has what it would take.
Starkers... You know where it's at!LOL!
I will apologise now for the little tantrum. Sorry all.   

Have you served in the military??? I have. Before you were born.

Pumakitten57  ....not to get too pedantic here...but hopefully someone's posted age is wrong.  I don't think even the US of A is willing to enlist 14 year olds for active service.  I have a vague feeling it's against the rules...

starkers ...heaven forbid....though Julia Gillard might be a good'un....my sis did her portrait for the Archibald....

starkers ...heaven forbid....though Julia Gillard might be a good'un...

LOL Jafo, LOL! What is it with women in State/Federal politics in OZ (particularly on the Liberal's side), there'd be more testosterone between 'em than at the Fitzroy & St kilda FC's combined....not much of a recommendation to other nations considering a female head of State, eh! Crikey, some of 'em are so butch, they'd stike fear into the hardest crim picking up the soap in Pentridge's shower block....

Gawd help us if they ever banded together and formed government with Avanda Manstones as its leader, the thought makes me cringe with fear. For example, did you see on the news about the piggery Vanstone is part owner of, keeping its animals in much less than humane conditions and well below industry/animal cruelty standards. Worse still, as Immigration Minister, she considers the long-term detainees of refugee detention centres are deserving of no better.

Let's just hope, then, Hillaryious doesn't seek lessons from Manstones about surviving and thriving in a mans world of politics....heaven help the Cuban refugees, and oh, the interns with carpet burns on their knees from the Oval Office.

Pumakitten57, yes let us set aside these silly differences of opinion.

I would like to point out that the "plays in the sticks" line is a Simpsons reference, and no personal comment about you or where you live was intended.

On the contrary. I grew up in Arkansas, and perhaps that's why, after having opportunities on two occassions to shake Bill Clinton's hand (when he was Governor), I am both a fervent Clintonian, and sympathetic to the "heartland".

While I intended my comments to be in the spirit of the red-blooded fun poking we both admire, I realize I went a bit far. I either need to be sure I finish my morning coffee before checking the forums, or simply learn to keep quiet altogether.

Thanks for your patience and level headedness.