Can i be in charge of the wenches and cabin boys? |
Alrighty with the cabin boys, not so sure 'bout the wenches tho....oh orright then, I'm past chasin' 'em up & down & around the deck anyhow.
I want to be in charge of keel-hauling, making people walk the plank, and spanking... |
That's fine, Fuzzy, and while yer at it, grab that cabin boy Randy, who thinks he's rather dandy, you rub his bum in red hot rum fer swipin' the First Mate's brandy. As fer the spankin', well you'll have to fight little whip cos she bagged them thar wenches fer herself.
Now we all know why ya wanna be one of those, Zubaz....ta go over little whip's knee fer a spankin' ev'ry so often. That's fine too, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue and wait yer turn.
I dunno, this cruise has turned kinky all of a sudden...p'raps this 'ol tub should be renamed: Twisted Sister (ships traditionally are female) or maybe Good Ship Lollipop.
And Dr Guy, you might wanna think about sobering up ASAP, it's your turn to steer and Fuzzy'll have ya walkin' the plank if yer drunk and hit too many potholes.