And anuvver fing... 'ave anybody see'd me lil ET mate, Gorg???
Last time I seed 'im, 'e wur g'wen t' Stardock cos e' 'eard 'em 'ad a female frum 'e's 'ome planet, n' e needed 'eself a mate. Fing wos, I says to 'im, like, ye don' need t' be g'wen all tha way thar, cos us'll git one o' tha wenches n' cover 'er all o'er in gray/green body paint fer 'e.
"Nah, not fer me," says Gorg: "I 'aves ter go see if'n me 'omeworld lass be orright o'er thar wiv them Stardockians... besides, tha third breast be real 'portant to I!!!", e' said.
That whar tha last I see'd of 'im!!! I shure 'opes 'e be orright! I mean t'weren't worth puttin' eself in danger fer a third breast, now were it!
Now this 'ere be a warnin' t' ye folks at Stardock! Us'll 'ave our mate, Gorg, back 'ere wiv us un'armed...no dissections or anal probes 'ave better bin done or us'll come all cannons ablazin'.