An' I s'poses tha bureau 'll use that thar Stardock technology ta locate I an' impose a fine? Not ta wurry, us'll 'ave tha 'Sister' parked in shark infested waaters n' 'ave our cannons trained ta scuttle thar boats if'n 'em even thinks 'bout comin' alongside.

Besides, that thar "yo hee hee" don't 'ave tha same ring to it, now do it? Nah, us've never bin unkindly spoke of them thar ladies, n' u'll not be breakin wiv age old pirate tradishun fer tha sake o' some pencil pushin' bureaucrat wiv too much time on e's 'ands.

I mean, what'd be next if'n us let's 'em git away wiv that...."aarrgghhh" gits struck from our vernacular cos it frightens little ol' ladies n' discriminates agin 24 letters of tha alphabet??



Now don't you go gittin' too gung ho 'bout plank walkin' over thar at dA, thar be far scarier places fer ta be instillin' tha fear o' Davy Jones' locker in tha black 'earts o' them wot won't co-operate. Why thar'd be wurse places deep dark 'ere in tha bowels o' WC that'd bring even tha meanest, blackest, scurviest pirate cringin' to e's knees.

Ye prob'bly 'aven't bin 'round long nuff ta know 'bout tha dreaded Stardock technology wot strikes fear inta even tha blackest 'eart, so be warned an' watch out fer guv'nor Fogboy's men. I'll tell 'e tha two ta keep yer eye open fer most, that thar Jafo n' Fuzzy Logic....if'n 'em ever gits ye 'ooked up ta them Stardock machines. ye'll be screamin' fer yer mammy n' wishin' yer ne'er let go her apron strings.

Nah, them dA depths be like a goldfish bowl compared ta wot them blokes can do to 'e.

And who's to say all Santas are padded up...in this day and age of frequent fast food, etc, there's a good chance quite a few fill the suit naturally. And fat people a bad role models for kids? What about politicians who lie; slander each-other; bicker like kinder kids into middle-age and can't keep promises? That to me is a far more damaging precedent to set kids...and these are the pricks telling us what is acceptable/correct.

Ya know, here in OZ schools now, teachers are forbidden to refer to gender specific parent figures in the classroom...supposedly so as not to confuse children of same-sex relationships. Now how stupid is that...mum & dad are now sexless and must be referred to as...er, what the f**k do you call a genderless parental figure???

I has gotten so ridiculous with all this political correctness, it will get to the stage where people will be afraid to communicate...and youngsters will grow up not knowing how. In fact, I already find it difficult to hold a meaningful conversation with some younger folk....they use the barest minimum of language/words to express themselves, and because of this they don't have the patience to listen if you need to convey thoughts in one or more sentences.



I knowed ye weren't a flatfoot...thar were too much of a spring in yer step fer ta be one o' those intellectual thugs....aye, an it be good ta see ye agin, Doc.

arrgg, cap'n... we gots schools here in tha new world where youngsters can't e'en play a game o' tag or dodgeball. Brings a tear to me eye, so it does.......  

ye had bet'r pass me tha rum......  

Parental unit 1 and 2 them be Arrrrrrggghh!

Wish twer.

Shure wos prophetic....sadly, them bureaucrats n' pollytishuns 'ave become summat that rhymes n' aptly fits ....pathetic.



Aaarrgghh, this 'ere tub be like tha Black Pearl, only better. Thar baint be an ocean on earth that'd keep tha Twisted Sister 'neath the waves fer long, bein' she be...uh, possessed, I fink ye calls it, an' 'aves a life all of 'er own.

No off it is ta Stardock...thar be treasure there fer us ta plunder....aarrghh!!

It be a job ye can keep, Doc...n' ye oughta know by now I ne'er lets a drop pass me lips ....rum n' curried cabbage be a deadly concocshun, an' if anything were able ta send tha 'Sister' t' a watery grave, that'd be it.

Nah, no joke! It be some sick n' twisted idear o' them deranged official types with perverted senses of right n' wrong, good n' bad....'ow us identifies with and to our closest relatives.

And that bit about Ho,ho,ho being verbotten...what a crock of sh!t that is. Ho,ho,ho and Yo,ho,ho have beeb synonymous with Santa and pirates for centuries....long before some gang banger with a lazy mind and even lazier potty mouth decided to turn the word whore into "ho" to defame women with a whole 'new' terminology.

It comes back to how so many of the younger generation desire to reduce the English language to a few syllables as possible...and I'll be damned if I'm going to have some PC correct twit telling me I can't call one of my garden tools a ho, and all because another twit who cannot be bothered to use the language correctly refers to his/her 'sit down to pee' peers as ho's.

Angry?? You bet your sweet bippy I'm angry...legitimate language uses are no longer acceptable because 'slang bangers' corruptions have been foolishly legitimised by thin skinned puppets in bureaucracy and government.

Which one is 1 and which is 2? Now there's a potential quagmire... you refer to the male as '1' and you're a chauvinist.

Arrrgh! Pirates we may be, but tha respect'ble type. Ahoy, lass...err....non-gender sp'cific person... bah! just don't 'ave tha same ring to it mateys!

Tis troublin', so tis. Tha world's gone ta hell inna PC hand-basket....

seein as how i grew up in tha southern states, tha PC thing tis troublsome fer me. T'was raised by me grandparents, and true southerners they were. Tis hard for me not ta be sayin "hun" ta tha lass at tha local store. Don't want ta be rufflin' no feathers.

Won't be able ter say that, neither....matey implies a person of the male persuasion, and that just baint be allowed no more.

Gawd, tha way it be g'wen, ye won' be able ter call out after 3rd mate, Bill, cos it'll discriminate agin Master Bates.