Hey Fairyy, I'm too lazy to try and figure it out, what's your motto translate to?

Its in " Maori " and means " Stand Strong "

I didn't want to go here but d3adz0mbie created an object that makes all this clear: https://www.wincustomize.com/viewskin.aspx?LibID=34&SkinID=233

It's been on my desktop since 2004 and has never led me astray.

You know we'll have to execute you now...

But, but, but.....oh shucks...in trouble again for letting the cat out of the bag. Just as well I never mentioned the far reaching pupil probe that seeks deep into the mind for evidence of liberal/commie sympathising/participation in past lives.

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

Damn! Caught me in drag!

If this is JokeUser, we should be telling jokes!

TheGuyPc was taking a test one day, wearing headphones. A proctor saw this and immediately grabbed them, pulled them out of his ears and said, "you can't wear those in here!"

TheGuyPc looked up, gasped and with hands to throat, fell over dead.

Shocked the proctor looked at the headphones and wondered what TheGuyPc was listening to... so he put them to his own ears...

"breath in... breath out... breath in..." ;~D

geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel

Geez, I guess it's cos it's the only party in town with entertainment, sit-down comedy, a floor show.....it's the 'in' place to be right now

I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs.

Well there you go, PC Guy, you have your answer.....dress up in drag and you're in like Flynn. Now don't you feel like a right goose, coming up with the 'liberal' conspiracy theory when it was something far less sinister....

Never mind....the wife felt sorry for you and has sent off some bikini-line wax, eyebrow pluckers, a bra and G-string to go with one of her old but nice party dresses. Hopefully that's enough to fool 'em

Ugh-oh!!! News just to hand....Stardock insider has revealed disturbing information regarding a new filter to weed out, prevent undesirables from creating blogs. The new technology, in conjunction with current filters, identifies these people then zaps them with an electric shock that travels along a laser beam emanating from their monitor. Persistent rejectees will continue to get stronger and stronger shocks until....well you get the picture.

Well!!! This revelation put Stardock in a whole different light, doesn't it! With such advanced technology, NASA will be wanting in to compliment their star wars program, and spy agencies world-wide will want in also. Just hope it doesn't adversely affect continuing development on ObjectDesktop, other great Stardock products.

Why was the third page blank?

Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.

imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.

How did you know about my last date?

How did you know about my last date? How'd it turn out?

Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?

This thread totally delivers.

How did you know about my last date?

Maybe I was THERE?!!! Not as your date, though....just sitting at the other end of the bar looking on in mirth & glee at the outcome.

Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me? (already got my copies)

This thread totally delivers.

So glad you're enjoying it....the spy-bot on your screen confirms your amusement, as evidenced by the tears of laughter streaming down your face....so yeah, you're welcome. Which is more than can be said for the liberal wooz who sympathises with the originator of the thread and stuck his finger up at Brad, as there will be consequences.....