Orright, orright, us'll 'ead fer Stardock first....but ta git there afore them ice caps sets in, us'll 'ave ter git Garter on them baked beans ta put a bit more wind in them thar sails. But ration 'in ta only one can per day....we does want ta keep them thar sails on the masts and intact.
| Perhaps we could send Gorg in ta scare ta pants off all em fellas in Stardock? Then send Pecky in after all ta jellybeans! |
Now, now, us don't want ta be scarin' them fellers, nor 'ave pecky attackin' their pink jelly beans, either. We wants ta create an alliance wiv 'em so's we can fight together ta rid the world o' default XP desktops....not ta mention gettin' our 'ands on Brad's mind reading n' surveillance machines. Fer instance, it'd be good ta git some o' that stuff inta the Playboy Mansion....ta 'elp boost crew morale when the wenches be on shore leave.
Don't reckon there'd be much point ta puttin' any of it in the Oval Office ...don't figure much thinkin' or activity be goin' on there these days - tho it could've bin interestin' when Clinton were in there.
After that maybe us could wander down to 'ave a friendly parle` wiv Bill Gates, ta see if he 'as anyfing we can use ta conquer the world, ta rid it o' Steve Jobs an' git Apple/Mac puters doin' what we wants, instead o' how 'e sees them should be. Me thinks Jobsy's spectacles got fogged up when a wench kissed 'im fer the first time back in 1969, and 'e ain't seed a thing proper ever since....bein' the pompous lil git won't let us put 'is stuff on our PC's. We needs all that stuff if us are ta conquer the world....so mebee we'll send Gorg ta Jobsy's place n' scare 'is pants orf....
and Garter on triple rations of baked beans ta p'raps raise the roof some ta make room fer Jobsy's ego n' swelled 'ead
