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TheGuyPC
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Reply #276 August 12, 2006 7:19:41 PM
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Party time, fellas!


Like these debauched swabs need encouragin'!!! I've 'ad 'ard enough time keepin' 'em sober and off them wenches as it is...now you go turnin' us inta Sodom & Gomorrah by bringin' aboard a bevy of busty n' bawdy creatures ta further distract 'em from their duties.

Gawd 'elp us, we'll never get that anchor up off the ocean floor now....we be a sittin' duck, and if not the 'and of God turnin' us inta pillars of salt, it'll be them customs and excise fellers tryin' ta board us....

Man yer battle stations you scurvy swabs, we can be expectin' them govermint parasites to try confiscatin' our booty....they can 'ave them there transvestites & prostitutes, but they'll not be layin' an 'and on our treasure, ay me buckos

And little-whip, I 'opes you brought yer big whip with 'e....some of this scurvy lot will need a cat 'o nine ta keep 'em in line, seein' as you 'ave us burstin' at the poop deck with wicked wenches and grog.
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Reply #277 August 14, 2006 8:25:54 AM
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Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we!


Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!
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Reply #278 August 15, 2006 3:12:48 AM
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Me whip is currently in use by Madame Zolta in the correction of an errant cabin boy,


Errant Cabin Boy, eh? Be that the one I told off fer bein' too young to be chasin' wenches....an' peepin' thru cabin key'oles fer some ejurcashun?


Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!


Methinks we got our keel 'aulin me buckos! There be a randy little cabin boy who needs coolin' orf in cold saalty waaater....

OhhArrrghh, that be goin' to sting 'is arse some by the time Madam Zoltars finished with 'im.
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TheGuyPC
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Reply #279 August 16, 2006 2:32:47 AM
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Well ye all missed the keel 'aulin' me buckos....ended up 'aving to do it meself cos there were nobody else about.

The little bugger put up a struggle at first, but I told 'im I'd stick me 'ook where the sun don't shine, and 'e soon settled down.
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Reply #280 August 16, 2006 2:37:48 AM
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Oh, and by the way, I fergot 'e was down there fer a while and 'ad to 'ang 'im on the yardarm cos 'e were so waaater logged. Would somebody pick 'im in when he's dry.
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Reply #281 August 16, 2006 2:44:33 AM
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Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread?
I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.

You all don't like me. Fine. I really couldn't give a f**k less. So finish making whatever grandiose statements you feel you need to eject from your Vas Deferens and be done with it.

Lock it, delete it, put it on a friggin' billboard. Just be done with it.
You all weren't the ones with the original (ignored) problem. I was. I've achieved my goal to obtain a blog. The rest of this is a continuation of the playground semantics that haunts these sites all over the web.

So, can we stop?

Thank you for your consideration. I'm sure you all will make the right decisions being the adults that you are.

PC

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Reply #282 August 16, 2006 2:53:57 AM
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Regardless of the silliness of the above conversation, this website does indeed lean in a particular direction when it comes to American perspectives and politics.

I am sure that those who continue to blog here are awfully happy about that.
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Reply #283 August 16, 2006 3:14:32 AM
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Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread?
I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.


Just wondering, did somebody hit you with a misery stick? Comes across that way...like they gave you a bloody good hiding with it. Come on, it's just a bit of fun! What's the harm in that?

Okay, so you started the thread over a problem you had, but it has moved on from there and has provided some comic relief from routine and the mundane to those who wished to participate. I don't know why that'd be putting your nose out of joint, but if it's that tiresome to you, well you don't have to keep returning, simple as that.

Also, a bit of humility and respect goes a long way when seeking assistance.
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Reply #284 August 16, 2006 3:53:04 AM
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You know what? I agree with you and, I wouldn't continue to return to this farse of a thread....
but Google is all over this ****.

And, as far as the "misery" stick goes....I have a family member dying tonight. I don't want my thoughts, opinions and complaints to be continued to be turned into a joke. If you had started this thread, you just might feel the same way.

You all wish to have fun at my expense, ignoring all logic, all arguments and play around with the whole subject. That's fine. I'm sure that as soon as I start posting this thread on other Google friendly forums and blogs, this will go the way of the dinosaur. That seems to be the way it goes here.

My complaints to Brad, Stardock and WC going ignored are a tad personal to me. So if you wish to continue to have "a bit of fun" with it, you can go and..................

I wish you the same knowledge I have at this point.

This is a bubble. As with ANY bubble, you will either make dramatic changes, disappear or be absorbed. Either way, I'm not the one who will be crying foul then. The 20-40 people who seem to own this place can only insult so many people. You will reap what you sew.

So keep up your little games if you wish. I will begin to broadcast it myself along with my own take on it. There are many ways to skin a fish and, this place is as fishy as it gets.

I hope that doesn't happen though. I like the software and the concept of sharing artistry. It's the arrogance that I can live without.

My sense of humor with this place left me a long time ago. I certainly don't see anyone pointing out where the inner circle may be way off base. Save Po's submission of Stalin.

PC

*(Note: Edited by moderator for offensive language.)

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Reply #285 August 16, 2006 4:10:09 AM
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Oh, for Christ's sake.....Jafo? Fuzzy? Any jerk willing? Can you lock this thread?
I don't care if you leave it up for posterity, but even I'm getting tired of playing around with all of this stupidity.

You all don't like me. Fine. I really couldn't give a f**k less. So finish making whatever grandiose statements you feel you need to eject from your Vas Deferens and be done with it.

Lock it, delete it, put it on a friggin' billboard. Just be done with it.
You all weren't the ones with the original (ignored) problem. I was. I've achieved my goal to obtain a blog. The rest of this is a continuation of the playground semantics that haunts these sites all over the web.

So, can we stop?

Thank you for your consideration. I'm sure you all will make the right decisions being the adults that you are.

PC
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Reply #286 August 16, 2006 4:24:17 AM
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It's silly only if you don't know it to be true. But, how do you prove it?
It's a bully pulpit here and it's being used to try and make others be quiet.

So be my guest WC. Keep trying. Better yet just lock the thread. I AM a Stardock purchaser. I AM a WC subscriber. (Guess what I ain't? Can ya figure it out?)

I'm sure that, if I weren't a paying customer/subscriber, you would be doing everything you could to point it out. I think it has even been looked in to within this thread. That with an assortment of other insults. So..........LOCK THE * THREAD.

Just a request from an honest paying customer.

PC

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Reply #287 August 16, 2006 7:05:31 AM
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tree-hugging


I hug trees! Love em to bits - they dont answer me back! ROFL
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Reply #288 August 16, 2006 7:10:49 AM
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I am a "new Blogger" to this site I did not have to pay to get, Iam trying to organise myself to sort out the subscription side of things to wincustomize - just haven't got it right yet, tried to use a visa card (electron) which this site does not take - so have to ask my ex to use one of his c/c on my behalf - waiting for his visit next weekend. I 'll pay subscription without complaining - despite having written emails asking advice on how to do certain things and not having had a reply. They will reply when they get a chance, I feel sure they have loads of emails to deal with daily.

Chin up - stop being so serious and have fun!
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Reply #289 August 16, 2006 7:25:40 AM
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Yeah, and my bung hole tastes like chocolate!


Are you a contortionist or did you have a friend lick it and tell you? Just curious


haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa very funny, you are quick! LOL
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Reply #290 August 16, 2006 7:35:30 AM
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Yep, I've seen that error before. it's caused by those pesky web developers trying to implement upgrades to the site. yep, it singles certain individuals out- those who are trying to create a new blog site while the site is being updated.


I got this too at one point, I just shut down and opened up later, and carried on blogging, and certain things worked better on site, i.ie i could post a forum whereas before I could not it kept erroring out on me

Cool it works now! I am a happy blogger, moody, sometimes catty but generally (spelling?) a happy one! (still hate men though!) LOL ughhhhhhhhhhh
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Reply #291 August 16, 2006 8:14:58 AM
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ok
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Reply #292 August 16, 2006 8:39:58 AM
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Just wondering, did somebody hit you with a misery stick?


They got those now? I thought they only had ugly sticks.
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Reply #293 August 16, 2006 8:50:26 AM
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I don't want my thoughts, opinions and complaints to be continued to be turned into a joke.


Thing is, they're not....thread has been going in a completely different direction for quite some time....at no-ones expense, I might add. Lighten up, have some fun and enjoy life...it's too short to be hissy fitting over things that don't really matter.

.I have a family member dying tonight.


I'm sorry to hear that, truly. However, right now I'm going through a personal hell of my own, with my stepdaughter creating havoc and misery for everyone, and I've had my wife in hospital for the last three weeks as a result of it, so I know only too well how it feels to be in less than desirable circumstances. However, I try to keep my cool, my hurts, frustrations and anger to myself, so as not to be rude and take it out on others. It's not always easy to keep a lid on it, but we have to try ....otherwise it becomes too hard to make friends, too easy to make enemies we can well do without.

I am a "new Blogger" to this site.


Welcome aboard, Jennifer1, it's nice to see you here. It's a great place to come visit and I hope your stay is as enjoyable as mine has been. As for still hating men, well we understand and won't hold that against you. There's some men I don't like too much either, the Oz P.M. being at the top of my list....but then we went to pirating to get away from politics, so I'll leave that one there

BTW, has anybody picked in that cabin boy...reckon he might be dry by now.

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Reply #294 August 16, 2006 2:53:35 PM
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Aharrrrr, Dr Guy, I sees you snuck one in while I weren't looking.....


They got those now? I thought they only had ugly sticks.


So that be what went wrong! Me muvver said I was a boootyful baby, so maybe somewhere in me early childhood (cos I don't remembers it) I got a good flogging with one of them there ugly sticks. I wonders if I might 'ave a belated case fer child abuse?

And if nobody picked him in, we be missing a cabin boy.....them 'igh winds last night might've blowed 'im away.
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Reply #295 August 16, 2006 3:23:00 PM
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quote - So, go on sissy boy - end quote

now thats just not nice is it!

Says me who keeps putting her foot in her mouth LOL

Now I am going to spoil everyones day - sorry everyone but I hate to see all the suffering!

I shut off the comments allowed on one of my blogs since people would not let it go, you can do the same too you know

If you want to lock the thread then do it - go in to it and edit it and change the settings to no comments allowed - but then you will spoil all the fun everyones having! You are gaining loads of points off this thread so would be silly to shut it off!
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Reply #296 August 16, 2006 6:31:46 PM
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If you want to lock the thread then do it


He created it in the forums. The options are a lotless when you do.
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Reply #297 August 17, 2006 4:16:34 AM
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If you want to lock the thread then do it - go in to it and edit it and change the settings to no comments allowed - but then you will spoil all the fun everyones having!


Quite frankly, I see no point in locking or editing the thread now....what's been said and done has been said and done. Just let it die a natural death when it's ready to go of its own accord. Besides, the thread has taken on a humorous side that is far removed from harming anyone, so what would be a valid reason to strike it from the record?

TheGuyPC, I know you had a problem at the start, but that has been resolved and since forgotten by those still coming here, now obviously for other reasons. The thread has become a vehicle for a bit of fun (not at your expense or anyone elses) and has helped to brighten the days of those who visit, so why begrudge them that?


Look, we all have bad hair days (I've had far too many of them back to back since Nov 05), but we should never allow them to interfere in our dealings with others...to allow them to ruin their lives and fun

Now! Has anyone seed that cabinboy....me bathroom n' toilet need a good cleanin'?
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Reply #298 August 17, 2006 4:54:41 PM
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Now! Has anyone seed that cabinboy....me bathroom n' toilet need a good cleanin'?


Me thinks he is spending time with that new wench that came on board. Something about SAM.
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Reply #299 August 18, 2006 12:41:18 AM
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Me thinks he is spending time with that new wench that came on board. Something about SAM.


Oh, so somebody did pick 'im in from the yardarm, then. 'owever, he 'ad better not be consortin' wiv that there new wench...that's what 'e were keel'auled fer in the first place. He might know 'ow ta steer a ship, but he not be old enuff fer an helmsmans ticket yet, if yer get me meanin'.

Me thinks us'll 'ave to be puttin' some bromide in 'is porridge, then.
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Reply #300 August 21, 2006 10:03:41 AM
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It seems us 'ave sailed into the Bermuda Triangle,,,the crew 'as gone missin' and there be flyin' saucers about....

and there was I thinkin' it were that lazy cook throwin' the dirty dishes overboard.
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