Maybe it’s time that you know and understand who I am. Not that I am saying that 3 meager articles is a lot, and not that I have actually said anything life changing in them, other than the fact that a heated toilet seat would really kick some ass. And by all means this is not some attempt at making a profile as if I needed to date someone, I mean I have my Jessica and that is all that I need.
    But anyway, it’s time to find out some things on me… And maybe this is a little bit for Dan, that rat bastard that so damn content to always talk about the paragraphs and shit. But I suppose this is a little explanation as to why I write what I do and basically what’s behind the name of Cann1bal. I mean come on you know you wanna know, I know you do, its itching wanting to tear the surface of the though away from you and present itself. So lets, let it happen shall we.
    Idea. Lets do the whole a/s/l crap that would help me out mentally and get a lot out of the way. Okay class sit down pick your nose at recess and lets get this shin-dig started.
    I’m 21 years old, I know, I know not saying much for my general observations now is it, what would a 21 year old know about the world. Well, I have two deceased children, been married and divorced all before my 21st b-day, so I think I can hold my own. I’m obviously a male, last time I checked I had a penis, as for most other things I have facial hair… unless I am some cruel experiment on a female and this is what happened I think I’m a male.
    Location, location, location! I’m in Texas at the moment, born and raised, as for the coming months hopefully not longer than that, I will be out of this state, yippy skippy! Okay now that you know how old I am and where I live and all that good shit moving on to what makes me, me respectively.
    When it comes down to it I am a graphic designer and web master. But hey that’s just in the spare time I have between talking to my girlfriend… and you people thought that I had a some sort of social life… mwahahahaha think again! I rebuilding my site at the moment and I will post the link at the end of this little foray in to my personal essence.
    At one point in time I was a writer, yes that’s right I can actually write well and correctly, though I choose not to on here because this is a relaxing place to write, I’m not going to be all up tight. I have written many a piece in short fiction and many a poem, in the style of the terza rima, my girlfriend has them all and I have copies on my comp, but other than that I really don’t write that much any longer, I have focused on my graphics and what not. As for who I am, well, shit, you had to ask, most people say that I am a sweetheart and very, very noble in my actions. They just don’t know me well enough. Anyway,
I smoke too much I don’t drink enough and I don’t see the light of day much either, unless my girlfriend makes me… I love her, I do, but damn it… she wants me to get a tan and that’s not cool, those most the time burn first and then feel good… not fun in my opinion.
    I have tattoos and more than one piercing so I’m a little open-minded than most, but I am not a bad boy. Not that I think of anyway, I’m leaving to ride a motorcycle so that should say something about my hobbies outside… they are heavy and roll around a lot. Other than that there really isn’t much to me, I studied theology but that don’t mean I will jump into a religious pissing contest just for the hell of it. And I like to make people laugh, I like to see them smile and enjoy themselves. So yeah that’s me, I try to be humorous as possible, and to bring smiles to peoples faces, if that at all possible. I think that would actually account for my previous articles and future ones as well. Anyway this is just a little bit about me. Hope you enjoyed knowing that I don’t want to have your liver with a dinner.

Adios