Many people seem to dislike the Get a Mac commercials that Apple has made. They say that the character who represents the Mac looks like a smug and smelly bastard. I'll admit that Mac users are a bit smug, but smelly? HA! We are too OCD and anal-retentive to be dirty! And sure, we do believe that Macs are superior platforms to PC, but most of us know PCs have their place. Even the Mac guy admits that PCs are better for certain tasks in a commercial. I think if Apple were to make a commercial that shows that PCs aren't that bad (even though Macs are still better) and that Mac users are not as smug as people might think, it would give people a better opinion of the commercials. This is how I think they should do it...
They should have the PC and the Mac shaking hands and saying to each other: "You rock in the lifestyles department" and "You rock in the office department" respectively. Then they should have Linux, represented by Richard Mansfield Stallman himself, jumping up and down onto the screen, "You J--s both suck! I am the king of computing!" Then PC and Mac both gasp, "Linux!" Linux responds, "Fuck you money-grubbing bastards! It's GNU/Linux and I do both lifestyle apps and office apps better than both of you and I'm far more compatible with everything!" PC and Mac laugh their heads off and then Linux growls.
The Japanese digital camera in one of the older commercials walks on the screen in the background and Linux mutters, "Fresh meat!" He charges her and jumps on her and starts tearing at her clothes. He joyfully shouts, "You would look great with a tattoo of Tux on your ass. GNU/Linux!" The screen reads: "This is what Linux users actually do." Then Mac goes, "PC! We must stop him and his Free Software from ruining the digital world!" "You are right, Mac! You always are! Let us stop the evil before it spread!" They both transform into Super Saiyans and kick Linux off the digital camera.
Linux does the typical evil laugh and yells, "You fools! Thanks to the power of the GPL, I can do everything you do and even better 'cause I have billions of professional programmers working on me every second!" He then transforms into what can only be a retarded attempt at a Super Saiyan. PC and Mac destroy him in moments. They shake and say, "When we work together, we can do anything!" The digital camera, with her clothes in shreds and still on the ground, says, "Then why don't you do me?" Mac says, "Don't mind if we do." Mac and PC strip and then the scene fades to a MacBook and the Apple logo.
