Are you KIDDING ME!?
Brad or KarmaGirl would have your head, Steve. (Or any other faithful WinCust users)
The "Free" proggies that Brad lists change the way your computer looks when it boots up, and CursorXP can do wonders with the pixelated cursor MS gives you. As for ObjectDock, it imitates the Mac dock, just has more features than it ever could have.
Most of the ObjectDesktop programs have trial versions. WindowBlinds, IconPackager, and DesktopX are just a few.
As for LiteStep, I haven't really tried it, so you may have the upper hand in that category. However, I don't think one program can beat out the capability of all of Stardock's.