The winter is over. Or at least it's supposed to be. It's been an above average winter here in the UK, very little snow, very little frost and almost no rainfall. But here we are at the beginning of March freezing in temperatures of -6 and covered in snow. What the...?
Global warming my *$#. Next thing you know there'll be a hole in the ozone layer the size of the Moon and we'll only have an inch of topsoil left.
This planet is doomed. Doomed I tell you. Time to jump ship for the nearest off-world colony.
