Cojo: Why does anyone care? A rant.

He gives me the creeps

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Steven Cojocaru is the "guy" (doll?) who does the "style" segment on "The Insider" (see link---it's a nice picture of him; the lipstick brings out his eyes).
You know, "The Insider"; one of those vacuous, mind-numbing celebrity-worshipping shows where everything is in headache-inducing sound bites and ten-second clips. The "set pieces" are maybe a minute or two long. Just long enough to get interested, and it's over; time to move on. My wife loves those shows.

Anyway, Cojcaru, or "Cojo" as he's called, critiques the dresses, handbags and makeup of the celebs who attend awards shows and such. He creeps me out.

Firstly, I wonder: does he have a penis? Not that I REALLY have any need to know, it's just that he's one of the most effeminate males I've ever seen. He's obviously a ragingly flaming hommasexule.
He could definitely give that Zachary "dude" from "American Idol" a run for "his" Manolo Blahniks (spelled right?). Yeah, he's effeminate alright.

But I think he could be a chick in drag. Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
Fooling the world! Who cares about a woman style reporter? A gay guy, now---that's NEWS! That's in your face! That's edgy! That's the 21st Century!

Cojo does his thing on a show that only accentuates the increasingly decandent and shallow American perspective; I mean why do we even care who's "wearing" who? Why what they wore was hideous or perfect? Where they bought their handbag or shoes?

Cojocaru used to be on the "Today" show, doing their fashion bit. I saw him once, a couple or three years ago, giving the show's gang a lecture on how modern "Real Men" do, in fact, moisturize. Cold cream, vitamin E lotions, etc.
Oh, well, hell yeah! Here y'go, Jake, I got a spare jar in m'toolbox!

Problem was, noone on there was taking him seriously. I mean, why even try, if not even your fellow "journalists" are going to take you on the level?

Okay. That's all I got; I'm out. Just wanted to rant about this freaky guy who irritates me. And no----I'm not a homophobe, so don't even go there.

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JillUser

Join Date 11/2003

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Cojo creeps me out too. He was born male though (check out the adams apple). Can't say what he is now though. We should be nice though. I heard he almost died recently and his mom had to donate an organ to save his life.

I couldn't care less about those fashion bits. Joan & Melissa Rivers irritate the hell out of me too. I am not one of those women who drool over shoes and hand bags though. If a dress looks nice I don't care who it was made by or if it cost $20 or $2k. That sort of stuff just doesn't impress me.

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I guess to judge fashion on TV you need a "special" look. You have Cojo who looks like Chastity Bono dressed as a guy and you have Joan and Melissa Rivers who look like horses dressed as women.

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